Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
IT’S OKAY DELZ YOU HAVE YOUR WAIFU— I MEAN HUSBANDO……
/Reblogs just so he can see this.
deliday replied to your post: deliday replied to your post: (I spy a Delz) As I……I’LL MUST SIT ON THE OTHER SIDE THEN… /Flop
/DRAWS A CIRCLE ON THE GROUND
ALL SPOTS ZOE’S. I’MSORRYDELZ.